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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheSagittarian, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. Story time boys and girls. 

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    Once upon a twisted time, there was an odd character named FPS_Ireland.

    He was such an odd fellow that even a Jester, such as myself, would consider him a bit nuts. Everyday, I would see him go out of the city of Niche to do god-knows-what.

    Every time I see him return, he seems to have flowers of some sort. Everyday, you'll see him hand out one of those flowers to a girl. And every time, you see him get slapped.

    FPS_Ireland: Here you go! 
    *SLAP!* 
    Ireland: 

    All day, it just goes on like that everyday. Can't do much except feel bad for the poor fella.

    Now, in castle where the king, -Immortals-JustinpickedTrissy- resides, he watches in amusement as this goes on for days and days.

    But one day, he got an idea. A malevolent idea. He ordered Ireland to come and see him at one.

    Justin: You, who have been going through rough days as of late, have been chosen.

    Ireland: Chosen?  What for?

    Justin: You have been selected to rescue the lovely princess, -A51-BlackenedDawn, away in the country of Delarius. But first, you need all that is necessary to go on a journey!

    Ireland: What?!  I'm not doing that! No way, no how!

    Justin: What's the matter? You afraid?  Does the big black knight, -TMF-_MrX- scare little ol' Ireland? 

    Ireland: Yes! 

    Justin: Guards! Seize him and force him to go! Kick him out! now! 

    Ireland: 

    The guards grabbed Ireland and before anyone could object to the kings orders, they were gone. Just like that. Poof.

    A few moments later, you can see Ireland being escorted to the gates of the city and later hear him screaming. Mostly in pain.

    Poor guy. I think I shall accompany him on his travels. 

    So as I sneak out the secret passage-way to outside the 10-ft walls, I seemed to have tripped over a root and fall face-first into mud. What luck! I cleaned up and continued.

    As I approach Ireland, I call out to greet him!
    But before I could get a word out, I trip once more and this time, I knock Ireland over and this time, he falls into some mud.

    And of course, he gets angry.

    Ireland: What did you do that for?! 
    Me: I tripped.. 
    Ireland: Gah! Can this day get any worse?! 
    *SPLAT*

    Ireland starts wiping the mud off his face after I pegged him with a mudball.

    Me: Sure it can! 

    He's furious now. He gets up as quick as possible and starts to run after me, only to slip face-first into the mud. I have never laughed so hard in my life as this goes on for 20 good minutes.

    After that, he gets more furious and gives up and starts walking away, only to slip once more.

    What you once saw a night on shiny armor was now a very dirty, clumsy villager-turned-"knight".

    Poor guy.
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    I'm finished that. >_> Don't know how well you guys have liked it, but hey! May continue if this gets liked a lot.

    Story was written on the spot.
     
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  2. Finish the entire journey >:0
     
  3. I will Jopo.  I'll include more people in the next one.
     
  4. More !!! Now !!!
     
  5. Not now!  I did all I can. Or all I wanted to do.  But don't worry, there will be another.

    By the way, how did you guys like this?
     
  6. I liked it :) creative and nicely done
     
  7. couple errors regarding -TMF-Mr_X-

    1) not a big black night
    2) is infact a wee lil baby
    3) promised zed a 5b dv
     
  8. Zed, this is fiction. Use your imagination. Lol. And I thought I got Ethan's name wrong. >_>
     
  9. continue it
     
  10. Very clever. Great way to use forum. Well done. Bring humor back to the game
     
  11. Title should be THE PIMD KINGDOM LIFE STYLES lmao
     
  12. I didn't know what to call this so I just went with Name title here. 

    I didn't really know exactly what I was going to do in this story, so I went with whatever popped into my head and put it in the story.

    Very spontaneous. 
     
  13. Something different in forum is always good
     
  14.  Evil Ethan. He's a lazy ass. Too much work to steal a princess 
     
  15. Why there is no Queeny's name?!
    Why Justin the king??
    Why why why why why 




    But i like it.
    Well done tutor.
     
  16. You might have us all writing story soon. Nice change from all those anger threads out there lol
     
  17. Can i Be In A Next One?
     
  18. Where am I at? 
     
  19. Lol carnt wait till second part
     
  20. Lid, You know I'm king. 