My war. 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vice, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. I am at war.  It's been going on for a while. The enemy has provoked and retaliation was commenced. I think we are winning with casualties 1,000,000 to 0. But that's my count so far (I think). I am at war with these:

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    Mosquito's aka Vampire Ninja Bugs 

    I have been wounded but the wounds are not severe if not an itch.

    Yes, combating vampire ninja bugs () is not a task for the unworthy. It is very tiring and annoying as they ambush you in fields, in the streets, everywhere! I do my best to keep my town safe. It's all I can do for my town.

    I believe it is summer that have these vampire ninja bugs () active all day, erryday. They will not stop till they are dead and I plan to make sure that happens! I will destroy every vampire ninja bug () that exists! I will keep everybody safe! I will-

    Ooooohhhh! Penny! 
     
  2. Destroy them all.
     
  3. I seriously lol'd at "Vampire Ninja Bugs"

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  4. But for serious, where are you from cause those are some Deebo lookin ass critters!! They put my vampire ninja bugs to shaaaaaaame!!!
     
  5. That's a mosquito I thought Australia had f****** up bugs!
     
  6. I'm at a mini war with flies in my house

    We've had several parties recently, and the doors have been open a lot, letting them fly in.

    I've killed like 3, they never stay still! Best place to get em is on the window
     
  7. I always seem to get attacked by these vampire ninja bugs. I once had over 30 bites because I was in the woods for half an hour quite ridiculous
     
  8. That looks more like a dragonfly...
     
  9. It does, doesn't it? 
     
  10. Or a dragonfly and a grasshopper hybrid... >.> the pervs are even reaching out to bugs!
     
  11. What if they get too my story?!? I must use a repel from the pokèmart!
     
  12. Super repel! 
     
  13. I would help you but my stats are too low.
     
  14. Oooohhh... 