My third eye has woketh

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sleepwalk, Apr 22, 2018.

  1. All these years I've been using different sorts of chapsticks for my horribly cracked lips. Recently, out of all other options, I finally decided to try plain ol' Vaseline.


    This stuff is a literal miracle.


    Now I just want to put Vaseline on everything. My head is constantly wondering about the next problem that this small jar of creamy goodness can fix. Could it cure my Eczema? My ugly ashy knees? The ugliness that has become my face entirely? This Vaseline, I just want to rub it all over my body and become one with it. Has the sudden discovery become an obsession? Who knows, all I know is that I'm in love.


    I will never part ways with my Vaseline. Ever.
     
  2. Nemo + Vaseline = Happy Ending
     
  3. Idk if it's true but I've heard ppl say that lip balm companies put stuff in the lip balms that make it so your lips get even dryer than they were before if you stop using them, so you're addicted and you never stop buying their product.

    So it makes sense that vaseline works best.
     
  4. O I use Vaseline for other things ?
     
  5. I've heard that too! It's such a bummer if that's true.
     
  6. I'm only using it for my lips right now, but I'm about to experiment with other things. ?
     
  7. I just have her spit on my dick. Best lubricant ever and it's free
     
  8. O idk how I didn't think this thread would go this way ? smh
     
  9. welcome to forums
     
  10. LMAO I was expecting it ?
     
  11. welCUMe*
     
  12. ok
     
  13. I'm so proud of you
     
  14. Dude, you're rubbing petroleum products on your body.

    You're gonna get cancer.

    Use butter like a healthy person
     
  15. Luv ya, Mumsie. Lemme cover you in Vaseline next!
     
  16. Not even cancer will make me part ways with my VASELINE.
     
  17. Everybody has their price. How much do ya think big oil paid those dermatologists so they could keep slinging their waste products as actual useful products? Or perhaps they just threatened them with bodily harm.

    It's in everything, shampoos & conditioners, lotions, lib balms, makeups.

    Billions of dollars of industry would be lost.

    So, you go ahead and rub that garbage all over your skin. I'll stick with butter and bees wax.
     
  18. 10/10 thread