my own little world

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by kittehwars, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. Meet coon. He is basically an adventurous manifestation of my self. He lives in the great forest in the alternate dimension know as "simple"
    Where everything is made to be adventured. So sit down and bring your poop bucket and pee bottle, cause this s*** is epic.

    Coon was sitting in his house one day thinking "wow, I haven't killed something in days." as he adjusted his raccoon skin hat. Those are just average thoughts of coon. He loves adventuring, almost as much as killing things. Then, suddenly he felt the ground shake "awwwww yeah!" he yelled. He ran outside "here pegi!" he yelled. Soon his Pegasus appeared and they flew off. Over the horizon he could see a giant. "pfft, no prob!" as he got closer the giant got bigger and bigger. He then realized that this was no ordinary giant, it was a giant giant! He also noticed a dragon in the giant's hand. He stood up and jumped onto the giant's head. "hey!" the giant yelled as he dropped the dragon. The giant tried to squash coon like a bug when coon was on his head, but coon jumped down to the nose. Coon pulled out his crossbow. "say cheese!" he said as he shot the giant's eye. He then shot the giant's other eye. "you little punk!" the giant screamed. Then the giant began to back up, but then he tripped over a boulder and began to fall. "pegi! Quick!" coon yelled as pegi flew as fast as possible over. Coon jumped, and missed pegi's back. Coon yelled in horror as he fell, when he was caught on the back of the dragon. Coon looked forward to see his best friend Cam sitting there. "your welcome." Cam said.
    "dude, fly by the giant" coon commanded.
    They flew over and saw the giant had busted open his skull and bleed out.
    "what was he doing anyway?" coon asked.
    "he was gonna eat a town"
    "that's nice of him..."
    "i know, right?!"
    Cam flew coon home and they both enjoyed a nice rest from all they action, knowing more fights and adventure where just around the corner.