Ok so I woke up this morning at like 4:30 and I was hungry. Ok so I walk in my kitchen to get a apple or something healthy(yay.) and I had no clue my son was in there, and when I was walking in he was coming out by the left side of the door. Ok so I turn and I see a figure of a kid or midget right in front of me. So I do what every grown soldier would do. Scream like a little girl and run into the wall. My son says, "Daddy, you scream like a girl" I was dang embarrassed so I just answered "Son. Women are very dangerous. It's a standard procedure of the vocal chords." That's how my morning began.