My guidelines.

Alright, so somebody asked me how to not give a .
And since I am like master of I don't give a , I thought I'd give you some guidelines.

Rule number oneeee.
There must always be a vacant expression in the eyes of the person who gives no 's. Because if you're looking to hard, or looking like you're interested, people will think you're giving them a . Mm mm.

Rule number two.
The one who gives no 's should master the art of sarcasm. For example. 'Raeen, you're ugly as , like I don't even know how anyone could ever be attracted to you.'
YOUR REACTION.
'Oh really bitch? Well. Luckily for you I've pretty much hidden my existence since the day I was born, so we're kinda on the same page...

Rule number three.
The person not giving any 's must first accept that they are not .
Because if you go around thinking your , then you give a . No.

Rule number four.
You must never take anything seriously again. Just don't give a .
For example. 'Your grandma just died.'
YOUR REACTION.
'That bitch was old anyway. People shouldnt live to be 50 anyway. Old people dieeee'

Rule number siiiix.
You must learn two quotes.
'You cannot fathom the immensity of the 's I cannot give.'
And... 'Nuns give more fucks than me.'

Rule number seven.
From this day on. You gotta make people ignorant. Never back down. I will never back down. Even if I know I'm wrong. For instance, if its 12pm outside, I will convince you the sun is shining and birds are singing. Because I believe it. I don't give a  what people say, I'm always right.

So overall, not giving a  is really a confidence thing. If you have no confidence, then you give a .

Iunno. Don't bother leaving any comments. Try trolling, but I don't give a . Just be nice to one another.
Deuces.

 

People who say that about sarcasm must be only be being sarcastic themselves.

 

Leave me alone.
I need to get out of the house more, I know that. 