Shirley: Hey peeps, I'm Shirley L. Rodriguez, isn't it crazy? I mean I'm all white and my last name is Rodriguez? I guess my mom wasn't thinking when she named me huh? But my last name isn't the only thing that bothers me, its also my FIRST name, I hate Shirley, it makes it seem as if I'm some old hag! Shirley is at least a 1930's name. Don't get me wrong, I love Shirley Chisom and her tight ass curls, but my name makes it seem as if I'm some type of goody goody, but I'm not, I'm bad as hell, and I'm gonna show everyone how bad I am this year, tommarow,is the first day of my Freshman year is going to begin, I bought all types of things, like black backpacks to let people know I'm on my dark side, so don't mess with me, ROAR! And I bought red pencils, to make people think I love to see blood, so I might be a cutter! You never know! BOOOOO, and last but not least, I bought an adorable kitty folder! Meow! Meow, it makes it seems as if I'm scary, but mysterious also, so I'm going to sleep and in the morning I have thus awesome outfit and this new makeup technique I came up with 2 days ago, people will definitely fear me!