The guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse! Please! In case of a zombie invasion, break glass and follow steps! Getting out Now the average zombie goes 0.5 miles an hour, this may seem easy to get away from, but if you try to dodge through them, gram-gram is gonna have a little snack of your brains! -make sure to cover car with spikes and badassery -floor it! How to fend off zombies! As you know, zombies only die with shots to the head, or decapitation! -always good to have a crazy ass sledgehammer coated with sentry guns and chainsaws sticking out of it! How to make such a weapon: Materials: 5 chainsaws, 6 m4's With 5000 rounds! And of course, a shit load of duct tape! Where to go! It's always good to have a place where zombies cannot get in! -try to find an old 15th century Russian castle with tons of artillery and an invisible forcefield! Food: It's always good to be the only cannibal around town! Seniors and vegetarians are the first to go! Entertainment! Sooner or later your kids will start yapping of how they're bored, so it's always good to have a cage, and a cattle prod, and good to be a good zombie catcher! When your seriously screwed! In the case that your in the corner and surrounded by zombies then get your crazy ass sledgehammer, set it to full power, and set a fucking end to the zombie race! In the even that you cannot get ANY of these things, then get on your knees and prey, if your not saved, then he's no God of yours! End film
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