Luke was driving down main street in a 2011 lamborghini gallardo, when a random police officer pulls him over. "Halt," says aziz the sherriff. "Yes Officer?" "Im giving you a----" "Ticket i know, your just jealous of my sexyness." "YOUR WHAT?" "Nothing" "Well anyway you were going 103mph in a 50 mph zone." "WHAT!?!" "NO WAY!''
"Yes" "You Need To Appear before court or pay a fine of $250" " Heres 250 now let me go" Suddenly Aziz turns in to a large rabbid GUERRILLA CRAB!!!!! "OH CRAP!!" and luke zooms off. Aziz races after him. Suddenly Double M the 2 headed monkey appears in front if luke. Luke swerves and keeps going. Luke makes it to his house and open the garage. "oh yeah" Luke picks a AUG HBAR Machine Gun. Then a Desert Eagle. Then 5 Frags and 2 belts of 7.62mm ammo....... To be continued
Suddenly a girl runs out in front of luke amd makes him wet his pants. Luke asks "whats ur name?" "LettyBoop." the girl answers. "Stick with me and we can get out of here alive" "ok" Luke hands boop the Desert Eagle. Suddenly Aziz The Crab lands behind them. Luke fires and tells boop to sneak around and throw a grenade in its mouth. She throws a nade in his mouth and aziz explodes. Boop smiles. Luke Smiles back......