my (fake) life

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 26, 2011.

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  1. Hi, in Steve! I was raised by Sasquatchs in china and am currently living in a hole in your backyard!
    By the way, you sing very loud when you're in the shower.
    Any way, I like:
    Dancing
    Digging
    Magic
    Dead people
    Conquest
    Anarchy
    And
    Sparkles




    On Saturday's I like to invited little children in my hole and teach them human anatomy (too soon?)
    Then we have tea



    I also host bunny death matches on Fridays.






    Sincerely, your hole dwelling friend, Steve
     
    #1 kittehwars, Sep 26, 2011
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    #2 Swift66, Sep 26, 2011
  3. Wow  should i scream and run away, or laugh ?? Hmmm.... Decisions, decisions  i choose too applaud u  well done 
     
    #3 *Firbmthaawcmtmiw (01), Sep 26, 2011
  4. This explains what the pedo s on chat are
     
    #4 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 26, 2011
  5. It all makes sense now!
     
    #5 kittehwars, Sep 27, 2011
  6. Can I come in the hole? 
     
    #6 Husky_Wolf, Sep 27, 2011
  7. Omg! That was my first time making that face...lol
     
    #7 Husky_Wolf, Sep 27, 2011
  8. are you a little boy and/or girl?
     
    #8 kittehwars, Sep 27, 2011
  9. I'm a boy.... -_-
     
    #9 Husky_Wolf, Sep 27, 2011
  10. Are you a little boy? I only teach children anatomy.
     
    #10 kittehwars, Sep 27, 2011
  11. Yea...I'm 7 xD let's go see the beaver mommy in the hole mommy!! =)
     
    #11 Husky_Wolf, Sep 27, 2011
  12. I can pretend to be a little girl.
     
    #12 MichelleLoversElegy, Sep 27, 2011
  13. Ok. First off, here's the heart which *blah blah blah, none perverted stuff*
    (3 hours later)
    And that's why I molested your sister.
     
    #13 kittehwars, Sep 27, 2011
  14. *walks out with wet pants* 
     
    #14 Husky_Wolf, Sep 27, 2011
  15. *proud pose*
    I'm happy to help children learn!
     
    #15 kittehwars, Sep 27, 2011
  16. *stands in line* im 12 may i be mo les ted
     
    #16 *__supermonkey__ (01), Sep 27, 2011
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    #17 MichelleLoversElegy, Sep 27, 2011
  18. (hardy laugh) no, small child, you're too fat! (I kid, I kid)
     
    #18 kittehwars, Sep 27, 2011
  19. im 4'9 and 75 pounds
     
    #19 *__supermonkey__ (01), Sep 27, 2011
  20. Your forgot about your maid The_Cash_Lover.
     
    #20 The_Cash_Lover, Sep 27, 2011
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