It's 12AM, I'm tired, I can't sleep and I'm bored. So I decided I'd bore you all to death with a story about my terrible day! Sounds fun, right? Probably not. Anyways, I don't know how long or short this thread will be. I'll just keep writing until I feel as if my thumbs are going to fall off or my story ends. Also, I won't be proof reading this. So I'm sorry in advance for any grammatical/punctual errors. ___________________________________ My Horrible Friday. Or Is it Friday..? I don't know. I'm too lazy to check. My day started like any other normal, boring day of my normal, boring life. I got up, checked pimd, took a shower, checked pimd, brushed my teeth, got dressed, checked pimd and took my lovely baby for a walk. (My baby is my dog/dogs. My fat chihuahua doesn't like to go for walks. So I'm talking about my Ratterrior, Smokey.) Once I finally got outside after struggling to put the leash on my hyperactive dog, I immediately stepped in gum. Just lovely, right? Well I ignored that and continued with my walk. Right as I was stepping on the sidewalk, I slipped and fell. Great! I wonder what other fabulous thing can happen to me this morning! After stepping in gum and falling flat on my ass I decided the walk was ending early today. I went back in the house, took the leash off the dog and put it on the top shelf in the laundry room like I do any other day. Well apparently I didn't put it far enough back on the shelf because it fell right on top of my head. (Keep in mind my dog is big, so that leash is pretty heavy.) Of course, just my luck. Remembering I had gum stuck to my shoe I quickly turned around and noticed that I had tracked gum all the way to the laundry room. So I spent 20 minutes scrubbing gum off the floor. Then I decided to clean the gum off the sole of my shoe. Bad idea! I turned the water on and the faucet popped off!! -.- Now I'm angry. So I tried putting the faucet back in it's correct place with water shooting out like a geyser! Thank god, it worked! Now I'm drenched. It's about 11:30AM now and I forgot breakfast, and my tummy was rumbling. Too bad! I had to clean up the water. So I spent a good 30 minutes mopping up the water while my dog sat there watching me. I swear if dogs could laugh he'd be pissing his pants laughing at me. After I got done mopping up that water I went to put the mop up. While I was walking through the kitchen I slipped and fell! -.-' Totally forgot that I just mopped. So while the water dried I decided to go flat iron my hair again because the water had completely messed it up. Of course, the flatiron wouldn't work! I guess the hot plates stopped working. Well that's a 200 dollar flatiron I got for Christmas. So I'm now livid. It's about 1:05PM now. The water has dried, I curled my hair, everything's going fine. So I decide to check pimd again. /).- I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE! So I spent 15 minutes flipping over chairs, and couches to find out my dog was laying on top of it. After I find it I go to see who's winning the war. Boyfriends. -.- AHHH! I'm just completely flipping out on my phone (GO GIRLFRIENDS THOUGH ) so I check my pms. No.. Just no. I ignore all my messages, mark them as read and continue to war while I lurk the forums for an hour. :3 Now it's about 3PM and I'm tired as hell, but I can't sleep because I just can't. So I'm sitting on the couch, talking to my friend on the phone, watching parental control when all of a sudden someone knocks on the door. FUCK! They have my fat chihuahua. Apparently she escaped >:[ I didn't know she could even walk. I'm officially pissed off and I'm ready to break something. So I lay down to take a nap and I hit my head on the headboard. OMG. •-• Why me? Why today? I woke up around 6PM o.o And I step out of bed. splat I step in dog shit. WHAT THE FUCK BRUH? I hop on one leg over to the bathroom sink and wash my foot off and clean the dog poo off the floor. No, I can't deal with anymore crap today (literally.) So I sat down on my bed, started texting my friend, (I say friend because I don't have "friends" ) checking my games, and then I started writing this thread. _________________________________ Well that's it. You probably aren't going to read this whole thing because it's incredibly long and boring. Peace skis.