So in case any of you were wondering where I mysteriously disappeared to, I have decided to tell you! Now, don't you all feel lucky? It was the night of a full moon..........Actually it was about 6 p.m. On a Saturday. No idea what kind of moon it was. But I was taking my girlfriend home from the movies (was a great date. She actually didnt become my official girlfriend until two weeks later) and we were stopped at a stop sign when out of no where a car comes up behind us and rams us into the intersection. Now at this point you may be asking yourself, how did that cause you to disappear for over a month? Well you see kiddos, it didn't. What broke both my legs, my left arm, my collarbone, concussed me, and tore some fancy sounding muscles in my back, was not the first car hitting us. But the second. After being pushed into the intersection, a car who had had a green light hit the drivers side of my car at 35mph. Now that is extremely fast. But it still hurt alot. But it's all okay! I am fully healed, got a new iPod, and some extra spending cash from the dumb drunken woman who hit us from behind! Fin.
Well she only got a few bumps and scrapes since she was on the other side of the car. She said the most horrifying thing was seeing me all bloodied and gross.