In that order. Um, this was a dare… Anyways! Mustaches are pretty freaking awesome! Especially if they somehow defy gravity. .-. Google? There are some weird things there… o____o Feminism? …*doesnt wanna offend anyone* Yeah. This was a fail.
I read moustache and defying gravy ones that can do that are good. Beards that can do it are even better.