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Hi, It's Me. (Call me Dani btw) I just would like to rant on these topics

1. Pervs
2. Bullies
3. Brats
4. Kidzbop...
5. Idiotic people who not know grammars.

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Numero Uno: Perverts (Pervertes)

I would just like to say Perverts need to get a life. Here's an example of pervertality.

Bobtheman: Hi
Omgimsuchahotti123: Hii babes
Bobtheman: Um wassup
Omgimsuchahotti123: Nm just got out of da shower ;) wanna come over babe?
Bobtheman: sure...

So, bob goes to that conceited ___'s house, and knocks on the door. The greeter? A 50 year old guy in a bikini. Bob's expression? Running down the street and screaming bloody hell.

Don't flirt online unless you know who it is. That my friend, is pervertality.

Numero Dos: Bullies(translation unavailable)

From now on I'm just gonna give examples and the moral of the example.

Bullies are incredibly mean, and sometimes they don't realize they're hurting someone.

Cyberbullying:
Freako: Yo wimpy hows it goin
LeoScience: I'm fine.
Freako: Hehe your such a nurd go get a life
Leoscience: ... (offline)

Obviously, Freako, Leo had a life, you needed to get one.

Bullying in rl:
(Billy walks into hallway, shuffling feet, when slapped on the back by Johnny)
Billy: Owch..
Johnny: Man up wussy. Wussy wussy wussy!
Billy: I prefer science scorer or something far more educational.
Johnny: Well, I'm about to educate you in being a man!
(johnny strikes at Billy, resulting in a crack, and teachers coming out of the classrooms)

Bullying hurts. Don't do it.

Numero Tres: Brats (Brates)

Brats make a big deal of everything.

Angelina: Haha, did you SEE Halli's jeans? Aeropostle? Soooo 3 years ago. And her jacket? Went out of style before Moses was born. (friends laugh)

Ex. #2
(a small bean falls off Jami's plate and onto her lap, Jami shrieks) AAAAH! EWWWWW, so nasty! Ugh, now I have to WASH it! Waaaa!

Numero Cuatro: Kidzbop

Kidzbop is full of 8 year olds with the voices of 5 year olds that just so happen to be totally horrible but for some reason their label is evil so they put them on every commercial known to man.

Numero Cinco: People who not know grammarz!

Let me just say, it'd make me happy if no one talked like this outside of texts:

Ey wnt 2 go grb a brgr l8r bbe?

But sadly, some idiots do that 24/7.

3 words: LEARN TO SPELL.
2 words: LEARN GRAMMAR.

That's all I gotta say for these 5 topics. No haters. Kbye

-Rant over. Shutting down-
 
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