mtg fan fiction

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by InactiveZed, Mar 31, 2013.

  1. griselbrand: im back suckas!

    avacyn: .-. you again?

    griselbrand: what? not happy to see me?

    avacyn: its not that, raikor is bored again

    raikor: shut up and keep talking

    avacyn: ok then... so how is everyone doing?

    tybalt: doin great

    griselbrand: wtf i silenced you!!

    tybalt: mwahahahaha no one can silence me forever!!

    griselbrand: yes i can

    update: tybalt, the fiend-blooded has been silenced for being annoying and stupid

    griselbrand: wait, it doesnt show how long he's silenced?? darn

    avacyn: yeah, thats why im not a mod. too muc hassle

    griselbrand: eh its ok. i mean i get a bajillion speakers, so its all good

    avacyn: mods, we take this time to thank you for all the work you do to keep pimd perv free

    griselbrand: suck up

    avacyn: what? im not the one whos writing this!

    griselbrand: yeah, raikor add some more charactors in!

    raikor: like who?

    griselbrand: hmmmm kaalia maybe?

    kaalia: heyy suckas!

    avacyn: aww another angel to compete with??

    kaalia: .-. im a human with wings... got it memorized?

    axel: hey thats my line!

    griselbrand: go away axel, this isnt a kingdom hearts fan fiction

    axel: ok bye

    avacyn: ok then... but either way hows it been kaalia?

    kaalia: no too terribly bad. raikor keeps makin me throw out more demons, angels, and dragons whenever i attack. keeps my opponent on edge

    avacyn: yeah... he just loves throwin out aurelia

    aurelia: did someone call?

    avacyn: go tf away, i cant keep competing with more wannabe angels

    aurelia: hey, i get 2 attack phases!!

    avacyn: yeah? well i cant freakin die! beat that!

    aurelia: darn... i cant

    griselbrand: no one seems to care that im a demonic goat with bat wings and a belt....

    aurelia: thats because no one likes you

    griselbrand: oh yeah? guess whos banned for being overpowered?

    aurelia: thats because you have lifelink. if all you had was "pay 7 life draw 7 cards" youd be as bad as tybalt

    griselbrand: no... you did not just say that

    update: aurelia, the warleader has been silenced for comparing griselbrand to tybalt, the fiend-blooded

    kaalia: griselbrand, arent you a little too trigger happy??

    griselbrand: shut up

    update: kaalia of the vast has been silenced for calling griselbrand trigger happy. raikor has chosen instead to allow her to return to the command center, but she will cost a extra 2 mana to cast next time she is cast

    avacyn: wow.... its quiet

    griselbrand: people are gonna go nuts if they notice raikor hasnt capitalized anything, punctuated anything, and has horrible spelling

    raikor: shut up grizzy

    update: griselbrand has been silenced for critizing raikor

    avacyn: ... well then... what happens now?

    raikor: you get silenced too

    avacyn: wait what why??

    update: avacyn, angel of hope has been sileced on the account that shes over powered

    raikor: well theres no other good charactors left to fanfiction with, so i hope you enjoyed this weird fanfiction. plz leave comments 
     
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