MooCow Incorporate...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _MooCow, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. Due to Kittehwars open of: Kitteh Incorporate I've oppened my own business, a little competition . Here, which is in the Border of Mongolia and Russia, at MooCow Incorporate everyone is kind of treated with respect. We whip people that do the right thing... We whip them with skittles so they can feel the rainbow. But if you do wrong.. Well we feed you to unicorns, beware as the unicorns love human lol. At MooCow Incorporate we work you till you've paid of your 20 Year contract . So please, you can join MooCow Incoporate for only a little price of 4Million Dollars . Or 99999999999999999999999 Packets of skittles.

    You probably won't like it .

    So call us at: 123-Moolishes

    -MilkShake-
    Don't mess with the MooCow
     
  2. It's not allowing me to call the number Sorry I can't call
     
  3. Oh and if you were wondering, we make very good Duck T.V's
     
  4. It's okay try our other number: 123-Imnopedo
     
  5.  Approved 
     
  6. 123-Moolishes ring ring hello? ring ring hello?  I'm joining ur company 
     
  7. Awesome! You can catch your nearest non-licenced ship to china, were you will be taken the rest of the way in the back of a drug smugglers truck 
     
  8. I mention bug* smugglers truck 
     
  9. buggie smugglers truck?  eeeeeeewwwwwww
     
  10. yummy. make sure to pack your net n hammer
     
  11. Can I work!!
     
  12. Yes you can!
     
  13. ***UPDATE***

    We've had such a hit in Duck T.V's that we now have a new department...

    CATERPILLAR COMPUTER's!
    We need more people to work In that department
     
  14. I work in there!
     
  15. Awesome! Would you like to be promoted to co-owner?  You won't be whipped with skittles you'll be whipped with marshmallows 
     
  16. Woo! Caterpillar computers here I go!