Mod Booty

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CatchMeInThemGutsHowBoutDat, May 30, 2018.

  1. I ain't got no time for her,
    So now she's tired of me.
    I just make that kitty purr,
    When I do that Barney rp.
    I had a baby with a moderator,
    It came out with a dark green ign.
    She kept going in my refrigerator,
    So I told her not to do it again.
    When I take shots I'm DeRozen,
    Cause I know it's likely to go in.
    Pull up to the club doing cats,
    But most of the members are rats.
    I get a rare drop and they say drats.
    Check the leaderboard I got the stats.
    Oopsie daisy I think I've gone crazy.
    I pulled out not to have a rp baby.
    She told me that she's from Haiti,
    And we'd name the rp baby Katie,
    But I would rather name her Hailey,
    And give her a fetus avi.

    First off...
    Let's get one thing clear...
    I'm a PIMD baller here.
    You have no idea...
    I got PIMD bank.
    I was gone cuff her,
    But her booty stank.
    Was that too dank?
    Oh well it's time to crank.
    Crank it up and grab a drank.
    Let's turn up till we can't thank.

    You might think those are typos,
    And I hate grammar police hoes.
    Take a picture cause it'll last longer.
    All you have to do is take a pose.
    Ass kissers better wipe their nose,
    Because I deem them as my foes.
    XX chromosome mod booty my fav,
    I slay it and put that ass in a grave.
    I'm not even focused on any bods,
    But we've got twenty three new mods.
    I demand that Seasame Street roleplay.
    I want to have Dora roleplay all day,
    To explore all of the possible routes.
    I know people have their doubts.
    I'm Swiper, the way I finesse that mod booty.
    I might send a thong if they're a cutie...

    Wait, where are the thong gifts? Damn, ATA, support my habits.
     
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  6. Ok, iPhone users, what emoji is that??

    And don't all speak up at once either.

    I do mean speak. Cause I speak into my phone...
     
  7. U rime things
    Things u rime
    1 more post
    That wasted my time
    ☹️ r I cool 2 ☹️
     
  8. What emoji did that mod use?
     
  9. I feel like you coulda done better
     
  10. I don't expect you people to support my trolling habits. I don't expect much out of y'all, except bad vibes and negativity.

    Emphasis on you People, cause I'm coming at every hate group on forums
     
  11. I got bored and posted this. I laughed... at some parts
     
  12. Yeah just overall you can do better. Instead of trolling that's my piece. Back to no supporting bbl
     
  13. Good point. I might post something serious when I have enough time to do it.
     
  14. Legit thought mod booty was me. Disappointed.
     
  15. Some parts are actually funny,
    I don’t understand why these people are so grumpy 
     
  16. I enjoyed this
     
  17. Same i thot it was gonna be something like your appreciation thread