I am sad to say that it has come to my attention that some people (like Neph) have never heard of the song/rhyme "Miss Susie had a steamboat". This needs to be fixed, so here it is: Miss Susie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell DING! DING! The steamboat went to heaven, Miss Susie went to Hello operator Please give me number 9, And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your Behind the refrigerator there lay a piece of glass, Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her big fat Ask me no more questions, Tell me no more lies, The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their Flies are in the meadow, The bee's are in the park, Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K! D-A-R-K! DARK! DARK! DARK! Dark is like the movies, Movies are like shows, Shows are on tv, And that is all I KNOW! KNOW! KNOW! I know my ma, I know my pa, I also know my sister with the 40 meter BRA! BRA! BRA! My mom is like Godzilla, My dad is like King King, My sister is the stupid one who me sing this song! Hello operator Please give me number 10, And if you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again!