Meh. How could I give myself a fever overnight?

Why do you want a fever? 

 

You can't. Fevers arise when your immune system is trying to fight off a virus or bacteria.

 

Take a cold bath. Drink hot water. Jump into the shower again. Put an icepack to your head. Drink warm water. Go to sleep naked without the covers.

Or you could fake it the next morning with a warm rug and talk in a really weak voice. * skips school a fucking lot *

 

Come back to FF! You've missed a lot 

 

A hot wash cloth
>fold it in two to where it cover your forehead.
>Take two more and do the same for your cheeks

 

I can catch you up 

 

It's getting bloody awesome! Just saying. Oh yeah and rub grass on yourself if you want to get sick. I heard somewhere apparently it works.

 

Yeah....go outside and rub in the grass.

Naked.

 yay advice.

 

Nothing anyone is saying is going to give you a fever. Most of it may make you feel warm to the touch, but you won't have a fever.

You don't want to be sick. I went to the doctor and then the ER last Friday. It's horrible. Be happy that you are healthy.

 

Go and eat some spoiled food.

 

You have to be bitten by another person with a fever

 

Eat his used tissues

 

Make a drink put hot sauce ice cream spoiled milk mash potoates and peas and drink the whole thingthing oh and jelly