Mechanics of Forums

This is the circle of life. Pretty much how forums works will be described in this thread. If you want to add more, add more. I don't give a fuck.

If you troll it, LOL. K bro, have fun.

Silenced?

1) You make a thread complaining.
2) People respond
3) You get aggravated.
4) People see this.
5) You bypass in forums with anger.
6) You are banned from forums and permanently silenced.
7) You reset

Farmed?

1) You make a thread complaining
2) People don't want to hear it
3) You get angry
4) You get farmed by forumers
5) You get more angry
6) You either reset or get silenced in anger.

Be a mod?

1) You make a thread about this.
2) Some people point you in the right direction.
3) You get flamed by me, the other ex-mods, and all the other people who know you suck overall.
4) You never look at forums again to reply.
5) Nobody hears from you again.
6) You probably reset.

Spamming?

1) You make 62 forum threads.
2) I comment on all of them, and rub your face in dirt.
3) You get silenced and forum banned.
4) We all laugh and make fun of you.
5) You get farmed and reset.

Pointless Posts

1) You say something so fucking stupid, nobody comments on it.
2) You get angry about this and start going off on people.
3) You get farmed. (Let's not point fingers.)
4) Eventually you will reset.

Bumping Old Posts

1) You bump a thread from 1962 about post-apocalyptic aliens.
2) Everybody thinks you are stupid.
3) I think you are stupid.
4) People post on it, they don't look at the date.
5) The dumb thread stays active because of, "LOL THIS WAS AN OLD THREAD DUDE OH MY GOSH."
6) You die.

Sexting?

1) You make a perverted thread.
2) We all gang up on you.
3) You call your boyfriend/girlfriend over who is like 7KCS.
4) You both get farmed.
5) You both reset.

Reposting about Admin's posting

1) You thankfully spam active topics.
2) "I can't reply to this or anything but I think the idea is okay."
3) Everybody gets aggravated.
4) SOMEBODY is getting farmed.
5) That person resets.
6) The rest die.

Copying my ideas

1) You Die.

Fail Poetry/Songs/Games

1) You make a forum thread.
2) You think it's a hit.
3) Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty, and so is your fucking head.
4) You get criticized.
5) You reset and try again.
6) NO.
7) You reset.

Reposting things in active topics

1) A thread is popular, so you copy it.
2) Everybody notices, because the other one was popular.
3) You get flamed.
4) You get upset.
5) You get ANGRY.
6) You bypass, or do something else that is stupid.
7) You get farmed.
8) You reset.

You argue with me

1) You try.
2) You fail.
3) You retry.
4) Everyone laughs at you.
5) Sometimes I make you feel dumb.
6) Sometimes I let you win.
7) Even if I'm wrong, I'm right.
8) I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
9) My friends, and all of the forumers are right, if you are an outsider trying to cause an argument. I rest my case.
10) You die.

You try to help noobs

1) You create a 46 paragraph long essay about how to play the game in the most dull and boring context ever. You don't use pictures, you don't use emoji, you don't use color, you take it from other threads, you "TRY" TRY!!!! To be funny, so hard. No, you suck.
2) I tell you to stop, and your thread sucks.
3) You get mad.
4) I get farmed.
5) Trollololololol.
6) You reset.

Obnoxious?

1) You Make A Thread Just Like This, Using Capitol Letters In Every Word. OR YOU TYPE SOMETHING ENTIRELY OBNOXIOUS AND MAKE NO SENSE. or you try to make it look like you are a moderator. or better yet, that whole "Chuck Norris" thing.
2) You get trolled.
3) "It's just my keyboard."
4) GET
5) OUT.
6) You never play again.
7) Admin Action: Reset.

Multiple Advertisements (Club)

1) You make a thread, it's boring.
2) I read this, "Hey join my club it's really cool we are brand new and we need some members we are goin to war on the weekends and we are going to try to volley with you guys so you guys make money and then we are.."
3) Shut the fuck up.
4) You never look at forums again.

Illegal, "Activities?"

1) You make a thread.
2) I read, "Yo I been smoking that crack cocaine bro y'all don't even know man this stuff gone be off the chai up in here and aw man my face is about to like.."
3) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
4) I farm you.
5) Everybody farms you.
6) You get upset.
7) Banned for profanity, sharing your more than likely fake experiences on the forums, condoning illegal activities, acts of terrorism under the legislature of America, or whatever the hell that one bullet says in the terms of use.
8) You reset.















9) Then die of overdose.

Trying to make a point?

1) You reply to someone who knows what they are talking about.
2) You shoot and miss.
3) They bash you.
4) You switch the conversation to something completely off topic, and you apologize later on.
5) me and my friends farm you behind the scenes.
6) Depending on the person you argue with, you might reset, or die.












Not to be cocky, but everyone watches out for each other here, so if you do any of the aforementioned scenarios, you will get owned.

•Don't test forums.
•You will be voted off the island.
•You will get more hits to the face than google gets in a week.
•Extreme makeover, face edition.
•You'll realize some people on forums are fun loving lollipops, triple dipped in psycho, and will not deal with your shit. So don't post it.


I'm not saying everyone is stupid, but IF you are stupid, feel free to post. We will all love to share our opinions about why you are crying that your club kicked you, because you couldn't wall them back, BECAUSE you are silenced. 


Love you all.



Bingo, Baby.
-CJS.

 

I was very inspired when I wrote this.

 

If that was an attempt at being funny, I'm 657% sure nobody knows what you are talking about.