Mean Green Juice

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ltachi, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. So I recently started this green juice thing. Diet I guess.
    It helps clean your body and I guess shed like 10lbs off in just one week.
    So far this is my second day >.<'
    I swear everything I smell, smells like Little Caesar's Pizza  i miss food. So much. My little sis and brother aren't doing it so I highly envy them :(
    I miss food......... so much.

    Anyway. So I'm gonna share the recipe for anyone that's interested in doing it.





    What You Will Need


    Ginger:
    (For this, you only need a piece like the size of your thumb)
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    Juicer:
    (Duh)
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    One Cucumber:
    (chop off 1 inch off the edges)
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    Two Apples:
    (Preferrably Green apples, but I use Red apples)
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    Four pieces of Celery:
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    Half a Lemon:
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    Three Kale Leaves:
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    Looks like this:
    (I forgot the cucumber in the pic)
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    Chop up the apples/lemon/orange:
    (Apples into 1/4ths)
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    Put em in....:
    (Everything goes in the juicer)
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    And you get this:
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    I highly recommend it. It's good. Doesnt taste that bad. I add an orange to give it a bit of extea flavor because without it, it tastes kinda like.... Grass. Like fresh cut grass.. Anyway. So yeah. My ingredients were for two people. Gives about 1L of juice.

    Highly recommended 

















    Be Healthy 
     
  2. Looks delicious
     
  3. Hmm... I would never try it  but doesn't sound half bad. 
     

  4. I think I'll stick to food....
     
  5. You guys suck :(


    Come on, someone suffer with me :'(
     
  6. What do you mean by 'cleans your body' and is that the only thing you drink ? Like no food 
     
  7. Yum. !! Jk ewwwwwwww my Lover is fat!!
     
  8. Jk Jopo is sexy, not fat!
     
  9. It cleans out your system. Like, any toxics and stuff.
    Anything bad you have in your intestines and stuff. You poop all that out. lol. It's also healthy for your body.


    And you can eat veggies and fruits along with it, but like no other kind of food beside that. No bread. Cheese. Cookies. Etc. just juice and veggies/fruits.

    It takes 3 days to clean ur system but you can continue doing it to shed off weight and stuff.
     
  10. Awwe, love :') 
     
  11. Yeah I'm Jopo....




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  12. Poor Jopo ._.

    I would never last doing what you're doing.
    I'm a junky. I only eat the most unhealthy foods. 
     
  13. ... Mrs? 
     
  14. Leave my lover alone!! Lmao. . He is special. . He likes staying thin and muscular :)
     
  15. Yeah me too.

    I LOVE LEMON HOT CHEETOS!
    And I haven't had em in 2 days :(

    but you get used to it. Takes like 3 days to get used to drinking this shit.



    Yes Pooh... He proposed to me 
     
  16. ... Congratulations! 


    (I had no idea whatsoever...  I'm sowwy)
     
  17. Do you drink it like 3 times a day?