Me: ok, so, since Genrald walked out last time, we had to call in Steve, my creeper alter-ego. Nikolai: I hate him already. Steve: that's not what your sister said! Nikolai: I am an only child. And an orphan, turns out I murdered my parents at birth. Rick: one time... Nikolai: enough already! You can have some vodka cupcakes if you just please stop telling stupid stories! Rick: they're not stupid, they're informational. Some may even go deep into your soul and- Steve: you all talk too much! Nikolai: he's right, that was a three part argument the size of 10 parts! Me: Rick, did you just get drunk? Rick: calm down I only beered 5 dranks. Me: when did he have time to get drunk anyway?! Nikolai: is this a bad time to mention the time device. Steve: give it back, I need that when I meet little Jimmy tonight for a "play-date" Me: ok, this part of me freaks me out! *BAM* Rick: holy s***! he shot Steve! Nikolai: I've got dibs on the time device! Rick: I want his beard! *click*