me and my alter egos talk: episode #I lost track

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. Me: hey, folks we're back again!
    Nikolai: damn it! I thought I got my life back! I'd rather be working kitteh-vision!
    Rick: hey! Don't talk smack about that show! I was one of the light guys.
    Nikolai: I was too, you idiot!
    Me: ok, not the best start...
    Genrald: you are ALL idiots! Your uncivilized manners simply sicken me!
    Me: oh, yeah. Genrald's back. Fuck.
    Nikolai: how about I just kill him!
    Rick: or we could replace him with a Canadian! Please? I've always wanted to meet a Canadian!
    Me: I met a Canadian once... That bitch stole my wallet.
    Genrald: I'd think YOU of all people wouldn't stoop to hiring a prostitute!
    Me: what? No! My grandma lives in Canada. She thinks my wallet is Deodorant, I was playing along because I didn't want to make her feel old, but then I remembered I forgot to take out all of the stuff in my wal-
    Nikolai: ZZZZZZZZZZZ
    Me: NIKI!
    Nikolai: huh? What? Is this sausage fest over?
    Genrald: I hope so...
    Me: fuck you guys, this is how I make money!
    *click*
     
  2. What? I didn't make any Canadian jokes
     
  3. Lol!! Hardy har har alot of ppl would find that Canadian thing offensive!!

















    Im one of them -_-




    Jk lol
     
  4. Idk why anyone would.

    It's not like I was being insulting
     
  5. You weren't lol I was tryin to be funny but failed miserably *sigh*
     
  6. It's ok, wanna hug?
     
  7. Awww, back to my corner
     
  8. Ok, but don't look at my dog
     
  9. He doesn't like other dogs, that means your dog has to lwave
     
  10. He'll eat you if you look at him in the eye
     
  11. *looks dog in the eye*