I dunno anymore anyway, I like making up my own quotes sometimes, even though someone probably already said it and I don't know. But hey, why not? Anyhow, show me what you can do for the funniest/most inspiring/best, I'll see if I can give a gift or something I'm, ah, a loser on this game, so it won't be anything good. But hey, why not? "Life's nothing more than a very hard video game. You just need to get good at it" See? Lame crap. So lemme see it
"When you fall down, don't get back up, because that's spending the energy you don't have. Sit and rest for a bit, then continue"
I like these already "Tripping is never an accident. It's a sign from above that you need to lie down"
"Eat more cupcakes, because you never know when the so many cupcakes you've eaten will make you die from high blood sugar"
"Seals have an excuse to be fat and lay around all day, moving only to eat. You don't. Move your lazy ass!"