Make your own quote 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TeddyBearHeph, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. I dunno anymore  anyway, I like making up my own quotes sometimes, even though someone probably already said it and I don't know. But hey, why not? 

    Anyhow, show me what you can do  for the funniest/most inspiring/best, I'll see if I can give a gift or something  I'm, ah, a loser on this game, so it won't be anything good. But hey, why not?

    "Life's nothing more than a very hard video game. You just need to get good at it"

     See? Lame crap. So lemme see it
     
  2. "When you fall down, don't get back up, because that's spending the energy you don't have. Sit and rest for a bit, then continue"
     
  3. "everythings better with butter"... Did I mention I'm obese? XD
     
  4. "When life hands you lemons, chuck them at your next door neighbor."
     
  5.  I like these already

    "Tripping is never an accident. It's a sign from above that you need to lie down"
     
  6. "It's never too late to crawl in a hole and die"
     
  7. "Evolution can't be survival of the fittest, otherwise the fat people would be gone already"
     
  8. " when life gives you lemons, eat em, theyre free lemons! "
     
  9. "Eat more cupcakes, because you never know when the so many cupcakes you've eaten will make you die from high blood sugar"
     
  10. "When life gives you skittles, throw them at people and yell taste the rainbow."
     
  11. "His D is the key to a world of wonder, and I want to guard it with my crotch"
     
  12. "Seals have an excuse to be fat and lay around all day, moving only to eat. You don't. Move your lazy ass!"
     
  13. "When life gives you lemons, boy, it's time to lay off the drugs"
     
  14. [quote "R--TheAlnightyTurtle"] "All hail Turtle to be succesful" [/quote]
     
  15. "Sometimes your life will suck........that is all"
     
  16. ughhh i needa learn bb code
     
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  18. maybe??
     
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