Mah dope rhymes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by explodo, Nov 23, 2019.

  1. Shout out to all da imaginary homies
    Zat aside
    I saw some of trendsetters dope rhymes
    and I was like how hard could it be to go hard on dis rap game shìt, ja feel me?
    So here I am wastin' sum times
    Droppin' y'all sum corny dope bars
    Like a slippery soap bar
    Like when you in da shower, and dat shit just slips
    I got some mad ass drip
    So drippy it leaks thru da roof
    Who let da dogs out cuz "woof woof"

    I'm an animal, dawg,
    And da party don't start til da gin (toki) arrives, brah
    I ain't no Kanye West, but damn they don't make em like me anymore.
    100% orange juice ain't got crap on me, bro.
    Keep it 100% more concentrated, tho
    I ain't no criminal, no killah,
    but i aint afraid to stab a juice box with ah-straw.
    They told me i couldn't digest words so gud so i ate a dictionary.
    Now dats just legendary

    Yeee. Now comes da intellectual part of dis rap da part where I use sum big words to appeal to da smarties

    I is so prodigious
    So damm vicious
    Keepin it more fawkin delicious
    Ain't no extra but i is extra-ordinary
    Stupendous
    I love dat simplicity
    And I don't even know wot dat means, but it sounds really litty

    Fawk dis ain't even no rap, no more, it's art, izza masterpiece.



    From 1-10 rate me rap.



    1 being da best and 10 being da super best. Go go go
     
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  2. On sum real shyt forums rap diss coming soon.

    Maybe - gotta perfect da art of dissin first brah
     
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  3. Lool read dis again and I'm lowkey feelin cringe now well fawk it vrah
     
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  4. This made me giggle. Top quality 10/10 ty. Looking forward your diss track
     
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