Love, Lust, Marraige

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GoonBaby, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Love: When you take a bubble bath together 
    Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together 
    Marriage: When you give the kids a bath


    Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two 
    Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?" 
    Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go


    Love: Giving your love some candy 
    Lust: Thinking you are the candy 
    Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet


    Love: "Woohooing" every night 
    Lust: "Woohooing" 5 times a night 
    Marriage: What's that?


    Love: A night out at the symphony 
    Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn 
    Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice


    Love: French perfume 
    Lust: Brut aftershave 
    Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."


    Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold 
    Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ." 
    Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets


    Love: Talking and cuddling 
    Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep 
    Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .


    Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" room 
    Lust: Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" room 
    Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" room


    Love: Long drives through the countryside 
    Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout 
    Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat


    Anyone elses rekationship like that or is it just mines? Hahaha
    #Married Life
     
  2. Relationship*
     
  3. BULL!!

    I've been married for 13 wonderful years, an my wives still fight over me.


    Thanks for the Jello bath idea, though. That is strangely compelling.
     
  4. Lol! I love it! Great post!
     
  5. Lust can be talking, kisses and cuddles too 
     
  6. Dammmn ive already signed contract loool oh well married life here I come
     
  7. Love today and lust tonight?
     
  8. Tell me how you reallly feel lmao
     
  9. Love is a bitch to me
     
  10. 
     
  11. My marriage was all 3 in one. My relationship now would be a good mixture of love and lust. Always good to be exciting and have balance. It keeps things fresh and fun.
     
  12. Haha this was a good laugh
     
  13. **Marriage** Correction