Life As a Hermit

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Goldialocks, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. Don't fudgin' kill me. 

    Think of this story as a journal. 8(
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    It was the day of January 14 when I made this. It was shivering cold, even if it didn't snow.

    The bells rang and I snapped at the neighbors who were making awkward an suspicious noises nearby. I glared at the wall and decided to show them a piece of my mind. Sadly, the door was stuck, and I was locked in my room. I had nothing else to do except be who I am.


    A hermit.


    It was cloudy that day, as I began to write my will.

    'When I die, remember me for who I am! A hermit living in your daughter's room. P.S., I like pie.'


    The letter I wrote was done in sloppy handwriting, and I made it so to make it sound as if I was really dying. All I actually wanted was to chew on something, actually.
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    I was tired. I banged my hea on the wall and a blotch of red stained the white cement. I didn't care.

    I bit my fingernails as I was awaiting a call from my father, who was doing something. Somebody did call though, somebody annonymous. I picked up the phone and heard a voice. It was calling out to me like Ben and Jerry's icecream did when I was in need of company I'd never get.

    The caller was...



    A persistent salesman.



    He was selling something... Something that didn't matter to me or have any affect on my life.

    So all I did was threaten to get a restraining order and sue him for false advertisement.


    He immediately canceled the call.



    I was so bored and annoyed that my very own father had ditched me to get drunk again.

    That was why, I drew something.


    That something, was a llama.
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    D:

    Don't blame me. I really did write a note rofl. I told my mom I'd go buy some milk. Then I waltzed out of the apartment and went to the marketplace where I met a hermit crab that knew how to do the limbo. :0