Let's overshare, shall we?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by boobookiti, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. So, people complain all the time about forum posts that are too personal for discussion. I say forget that. Let's do it on purpose.
    I'll start:
    I had cabbage for dinner and now have a bad case of
    swamp ass.
    See? Very simple. No u go. And try ur best not to get thus locked. I'm working third shift and this will be my only entertainment for the night :lol:
     
  2. well right now im drinking something ice never frank before and I'm feeling it
    I have to pee
    Bad
    Abs shit too
     
  3. I haven't talked to my mom since I was 13 I'm 21 now
     
  4. I once squatted to pee in an alley behind a bar, very drunk, and fell forward into my pee and gave myself a black eye.
     
  5. I'm in an argument with someone over the stupidest shit ever but I can't let it be because I'm an asshole
     
  6. I have severe erectile dysfunctions but in still bigger than all of you...
     
  7. I am about to rage and smash my ps3 with a sledgehammer because internet sucks and netflix wont load worth shit.
     
  8. Um...I just got off from work, I don't wanna talk on the phone with my bf tonight but I know he's gonna call me ...that's mean I take that back. ️? aaannnd I'm a mind whore. 
     
  9. Minecraft is a waste of time
    It's just there
    Irs just ther
    no tru meabing
     
  10. I'm working on a current painting of mine while blasting twenty one pilots. Oh, and I'm thinking of food. Food is great. ?
     
  11. The baby in my belly is the size of a lemon this week. ?
     
  12. Britt, we talked about the pigs in the trees.

    We talked about them.
     
  13. I'm in my manic swing and spent at least $200 yesterday. Also have my period so bad. Like the cramps are killing me.
    I wanna hijack a bus.
     
  14. We dis
    Ive yet to see a pigina tree

    I want to though ya know?
    thatd be cool
    But gravity Fuchs Shiz up
     
  15. I promise, they just chill there.
     
  16. If anyone sees a pig chiklin in a tree

    Tell me.
    Take a selfie
    Of a pig in a tree
     
  17. My wife is really drunk and she's really getting on my nerves right now. She wants to hug and kiss me and she stinks like wine. 
     
  18. I said F*** you once to a teacher and started making loud ambulance noises, pissed him off do much that he cried.

    Was funny but wrong. Loool
     
  19.  I just went grocery shopping, and was really strict with myself, and didn't buy any junk.. Now I'm craving burger rings?
     
  20. Mmmmmm burger rings.

    I just got a new one for me and I love it