Let's be funny.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tickled, Nov 1, 2014.

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  1. Puns, Jokes, Laughs.

    I'm Vi.. I like puns.

    This is a fun way to earn some gifts. Or just a laugh.
    Basically, post puns.

    If you wanna post jokes, also perfectly fine.

    If I haven't heard the joke/pun before, you WILL be gifted.

    I don't do the forums thing too often, forgive any fails, please. Trolls beware, I bite.

    A few examples.

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    Fun stuff, right?

    Follow ToU, please.
     
    #1 Tickled, Nov 1, 2014
  2. Eat balls
     
    #2 Hulk, Nov 1, 2014
  3. That was quick.
     
    #3 Tickled, Nov 1, 2014
  4. Hulky I never knew you were that quick

    Then again, you are quick to yell HULK SMASH
     
    #4 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  5. Kay.

    Why did the skeleton not cross the road?





































































































































































































    Because he had no guts!
     
    #5 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  6. Op your puns were funny.
     
    #6 Sanguine, Nov 1, 2014
  7. Ellastic Pussy
     
    #7 Hulk, Nov 1, 2014
  8. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
     
    #8 Tickled, Nov 1, 2014
  9. :lol: ^
     
    #9 Sanguine, Nov 1, 2014
  10. Tongue twister:

    Legolas
    Lego Legolas
    Legless Lego Legolas
    Leggo My Lego Eggo Legless Lego Legolas
    Legless Lego Legolas' Leg
     
    #10 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  11. Tongue twister:

    Legolas
    Lego Legolas
    Legless Lego Legolas
    Leggo My Lego Eggo Legless Lego Legolas
    Leggo My Lego Eggo Legless Lego Legolas' Lego Lass
    Leggo My Lego Eggo Legless Lego Legolas' Lego Lass Lassoing Legless Lego Legolas

    Freakin' beautiful.
     
    #11 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  12. Damn, the first one was not meant to be posted
     
    #12 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  13. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
     
    #13 Tickled, Nov 1, 2014
  14. Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha.

    Teacher: Well, Timmy, what would happen if two trains were going at each other at 10km/h with a distance of 7 kilometers between them? How long would it take before they crashed?

    Timmy: They wouldn't. They'd see each
     
    #14 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  15. Dammuit *Cont*

    Other and stop just in time. I mean, 10km/h? Really?
     
    #15 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  16. And really man? Porta potties?
     
    #16 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  17. I'm a chick. And yes, porta potties.
     
    #17 Tickled, Nov 1, 2014
  18. Don't matter, I call everyone 'man', because I can.

    These porta potties be stanky. Can I get a refund? :lol:
     
    #18 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  19. :shock: Not needed but very much appreciated!
     
    #19 LegolasThruandillion, Nov 1, 2014
  20. Better?
     
    #20 Tickled, Nov 1, 2014
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