Let’s Waste Time!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SuddenlyNotMyProblem, Jan 15, 2019.

  1. LETS WASTE TIME!


    The thread is simple, post random and weird poems, thoughts, and other “nonsense” for people to read and waste time!
     
  2. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents everyday
     
  3. Pandas are not cats, but they are, however, pandas!
     
  4. On average a woman’s bag weighs 7 pounds like a bay-bai!
     
  5. Koalas aren’t bears. They’re marsupials.
     
  6. Every morning I go over to my guinea pig’s cage and “talk” to him until he pokes his head out of his house. I talk to him to let him know it’s me  Anyways I’ll pet him and check his food and stuff. One day I didn’t feed him his snack and when I walked away he started squeaking at me, quite loudly  So I came back and he ran to his house. I walked away and he squeaked at me again. Basically it went on like that until I gave him a celery stick the end. If you’d like any more stories or a picture I can post more on here lol
     
  7. Wrong answer nerd, they're not bears bc they don't have the koalafications.
     
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  9. omg stop
     
  10. *places uno reverse card* no u stahp
     
  11. Koalafications are irr-elephant ???
    koala-tea pun tho I giggled
     
  12. Tf?
     
  13. More stories pls this is cute
     
  14. Yes please this is so cute!
     
  15. I have an alarm set to wake up at 8AM every morning just open my front door so my cat can go outside. Then, at 12, I open the door, call her a couple times until she comes in and I give her a treat.
     
  16. Our alarm goes off at 5am. My kitty wakes me up at 3:37 every morning. 
     
  17. I have a Lab mix puppy named Eve. She is so spoiled (my fault of course️) that every night when I bring her inside she RUNS to to my bed, and waits patiently until I bring her a treat! And after she’s had her treat she likes to be tucked into bed️ head on her very own pillow and everything! She even has her half of the bed that she sleeps on! She is hooman and won’t believe you if you tell her differently
     
  18. Candles are pet fires