Laughter is the BEST Medicine

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kim_Possible3, Aug 11, 2015.

  1. Six Laughs:
    No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. **************************************
    No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." **************************************
    No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
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    No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!
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    No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife
     
    #1 Kim_Possible3, Aug 11, 2015
  2. That's only 5
     
    #2 Rawrrrrrr, Aug 11, 2015
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    #3 -Devil_IN_a_Vineck-, Aug 11, 2015
  4. the sixth one is just laughing at how bad they all were. 
     
    #4 renamed39580, Aug 11, 2015
  5. Change the ampersand to the actual word and or it will cut it off.
     
    #5 Jiggy, Aug 11, 2015
  6. BURN!!
     
    #6 Rawrrrrrr, Aug 11, 2015
  7. Hmmmmm

    No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife
     
    #7 Kim_Possible3, Aug 11, 2015
  8. I ant even laughing about none of them.well you tried and that counts
     
    #8 -Devil_IN_a_Vineck-, Aug 11, 2015
  9. Grrrrrr

    No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife
     
    #9 Kim_Possible3, Aug 11, 2015
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    #10 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Aug 11, 2015
  11. Is there an alternative way of saying it?
     
    #11 Rawrrrrrr, Aug 11, 2015
  12. That pretty much sums it up.
     
    #12 -_I_-4m-G0IN6-7o-CHILL-y0U-__-, Aug 11, 2015
  13. Use AND not the symbol as the symbol is broken on forums
     
    #13 theOneWithAName, Aug 11, 2015
  14. #2 was actually funny
     
    #14 RobinScherbatsky, Aug 11, 2015
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