Some nights I walk around town and stop and stare at the beautiful girls. Tonight there was this one girl, and I swear I ain't ever seen an ass like that! She was so far away, so I ran to her but got too close. "Don't come one step closer!" She yelled. I started to apologize, but she walked away. I ran after her into a bar, hoping to call her maybe, but she disappeared. I was in the mood for a good time though, so I stayed hoping that I wouldn't go home with nothing. Later that night another girl entered the bar. She sat next to me, and her toxic breath made me want to faint. She winked at me, but I certainly didn't want her to be my girlfriend, so I left. Soon I found another American woman under the bridge. I said "Follow me," and led her to my house, but she stole my money and ran away, so now she's just somebody the I used to know. I called the cops at the closest payphone, but by Sunday morning they still hadn't caught her. I decided to give up, but by next Friday I was out again looking for another promiscuous girl. --------------------- Yes, I finally made another of these. Anyone who bumps the old one gets bonus points.