LAME CHRISTMAS JOKES 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014.

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  1. Share all them silly funny lame CLEAN Christmas jokes 



    What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an Macintosh?

    A PINEAPPLE
     
    #1 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
  2. lol
     
    #2 PapiDulce, Nov 27, 2014
  3. “Why don’t we ever hear about ‘Olive,’ the 10th reindeer?” asked Bert.
    “What 10th Reindeer?” asked Scott.
    “You know. Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”
     
    #3 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
  4. Wow you must be a comedian 
     
    #4 YourSweetLilKlown, Nov 27, 2014
  5. Thank you.
    ^
    Best joke ever
     
    #5 -IN-ToEatingPie-, Nov 27, 2014
  6.  I'm pulling out the hashtags

    #Internet
     
    #6 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
  7. Lame jokes you say?

    Which elf was the best singer?

    ELFis Presley
     
    #7 Chomplified, Nov 27, 2014
  8. You forgot about Howe, Howe the reindeer loved him. And Andy, Andy shouted out with glee Lol
     
    #8 Chomplified, Nov 27, 2014
  9. What kind of motorcycle does does Santa ride?


    A HOLLY DAVIDSON
     
    #9 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
  10. Where does Santa go swimming???




    ???THE NORTH POOOL???
     
    #10 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
  11. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
    Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
     
    #11 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
  12. Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box.

    Such a pity it was a puppy.
     
    #12 Fume, Nov 27, 2014
  13. What is santa's fav pizza?

    One that's deep pan crisp and even
     
    #13 -Storm_Lord-, Nov 27, 2014
  14. hi
     
    #14 *Ranoon7ammad (01), Nov 27, 2014
  15. Why does Santa always enjoy going around the world at Christmas?

    Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
     
    #15 Fume, Nov 27, 2014

  16. LEL
     
    #16 IIAceOfSpadesII, Nov 27, 2014
  17. Oh damn that puppy though 
     
    #17 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
  18. What does Miley have at Christmas?



    A twurky
     
    #18 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
  19. LELEL
     
    #19 IIAceOfSpadesII, Nov 27, 2014
  20. What the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet??

    The Christmas alphabet has no L !
     
    #20 SimplyKoi, Nov 27, 2014
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