I admit that y'all go through more physical pain then men cause of child birth... but I just want to state that having the stomach flu or food poisoning is our equivalent of a menstrual cycle. And bare with me, and you'll understand why... For one, you can't eat and if you do, you're an idiot cause it's coming right back out and trust me, you'll only say it hurts like hell cause it's burns. For two, you feel weak. Very week. You end up not wanting to do anything. Your energy feels drained and this feeling lasts for a few days. For three, did I mention that everytime you eat, it comes right out within an hour and your farts won't smell like roses? That's right, ya ass gone stank, you gone need to shower more times than normal unless normal to you is 2+ showers per day. For four, you could go to the airport, and they'd have to arrest you for "blowing" the bathroom. That whole area gone stank. For five, it takes a psychological toll on your body so to speak, you could be a fat ass who loves to devour buffets and see your favorite meal in front of you... but... yo stomach gone be like, "put fat plate down, bitch," and I bet yo stupid ass put dat plate down too. For six, even though it takes a few days to recover fully, you have to eat certain foods with lots of fiber in them, otherwise your ass will be on fire like my Jamal's mixtape. For seven, this may seem random, but your stomach hurts. It bubbles. You have cramps. You feel your gas ascending super sayian. Now when I tell you, you gone know pain... you gone be like leaf village. You best get your bananas ready like Ray from Scary Movie too, just leave the dress behind. This was just my way of comparing periods to the stomach flu and food poisoning, while informing you all about it. Any comments? Oh, and the worst part, is your toilet will say, "please, have mercy on my soul."
Shut the fork up, don't u ever disrecpt whamen again or i'll come and smash your cherry pie into a wall.
I'm a male telling you, getting hit in the balls has nothing on having the stomach flu. Sure, that is our ultimate weakness, besides from tight... oh, can't use the "p" word, but still... imagine holding that feeling of your nuts being retracted into your stomach for days.
Lol. This was more humorous than anything, but I can't say much as I don't think I've ever gotten the stomach flu or food poisoning, hmmmm.
I had like a whole novel written out on my thoughts and then deleted it and just put an emoji cuz it was too much. But tbh I'd rather have my period than food poisoning
Everyoneās Monthly is different and Guess what it comes every 28 days usually. So it canāt compare to something you may get on an occasion. Someone ladies cycles Breeze through with little To no discomfort while some legit have to be on bed rest and can last longer then a week. Not to mention PMs I was the lucky one not having But small annoying pms symptoms nothing major could go on with life. Just this year it changed I have PMDD... I slowly start to wonder what the heck is going on. Talking to my doc like I never knew this was a thing. Could you imagine every week In a month your mental, physical just peace of mind is disrupted so bad that you are looking forward to cramps. Because PMDD and some ladies PMS is worse then the extra cycle. So Males canāt relate to a reoccurring cycle that affects women from mild to acute symptoms.
I donāt understand how you can use the word āweakā correctly but then use the wrong one a second later.
If you have to call in sick or take bed rest just for your period you should probably see your doc tbh