Kitty Give Away

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Luce, Jul 14, 2015.

  1. Post your favorite joke ?

    My 6 year-old cousin will judge which one is best and I'll drop a kitty for that person ️

    Ends the 15th
     
  2. Gimme your body. ?
     
  3. my favourite joke: this thread
     
  4. Little boy and a little girl were in the bathtub together
    The lil girl says can I touch it
    Lil boy looks at her and says no way you already broke yours off

    Lol!!!
     
  5. Well then?
     
  6. Um. A 6 year old is judging this ? js
     
  7. What so you call a bee thats sweet?


    A HONEY BEEEEEE


    (haha so hilarious let me just curl up and live in a cave)
     
  8. What is white and cloudy?

    A: A cloud
     
  9. What is the sweetest thing in life?

    Honey.
     
  10. what do elves learn at school? the elf-abet 
     
  11. Want to here a pizza joke?

    Nvm it's always to cheesy...
     
  12. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she will Let it go.
     
  13. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
    Kitty Perry
     
  14. Knock knock..

    Who's there?

    Pirated DVD..

    Pirated DVD who?

    ABCDCDCDCDCDCD

    .....okay, I'm just trying my luck ?
     
  15. What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
    A penguin rolling down a hill!
     
  16. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
    - Nacho Cheese...
     
  17. What do you call a fake noodle?

    An Impasta