kitteh incorporated

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. Here in kitteh incorporated, we make the finest products, from self exploding eggs to backwards catapults! Here, we treat our employees with the upmost respect, so the managers are only given whips made out of cotton. Wouldn't like to be apart of this wonderful company? We are currently shipping in TWO stores in Russia! This is the perfect time to donate your hard earned money or get an amazing job in kitteh incorporated!

    Just call:
    111-222-fart
     
  2. Every thread needs at least one fart joke in my book
     
  3. I guess cash isn't a part of this one 
     
  4. We're business partners cash . Kitteh incorporated is were we manufacture our products
     
  5. You can have the yorski district, that's where we make vodka bottles.
     
  6. As long as cash is ok with it, you're a go
     
  7. You're a go
     
  8. Pwnd, you'll work in the poprock district, they make explosive rocks there, you will over see the process
     
  9. Hey folks! Check out our new product! "sticky-splode!" the only gelatinous toy that EXPLODES! This toy has been banned from 50 countries for being too awesome! Order now!
     
  10. I wanna work here too!
     
  11. You will supervise the broski department
     
  12. We need someone to run the yorski district
     
  13. I didn't pick if husky can work here 
     
  14. Cash, I give them a job, you approve