KITTEH FOR PRESIDENT

VOTE KITTEH THIS ELECTION DAY!

WHY?!

BECAUSE IM FRIKKEN AWESOME!

IM GONNA FIX THIS COUNTRIES PROBLEMS WITH MY MAGIC POO ROCK!

FOR REALSIES!

ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PONY, AND NO ONE CAN BE NAMED GEOFF. JEFF WILL DO JUST FINE, PARENTS.

I ALSO GET A NATIONAL HOLIDAY WHERE WE DO NOTHING BUT EAT RAW MEAT LIKE MANLY MEN!

YEAH! 'MURICA!

 

LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT MY FIRST VOTE. I ASSUME. ASSUMING'S GOOD.

 

THEN YOU DIE WHEN I WIN, NAIVE. I'm mean, here's a pin with my name on it.

 

Have another pin, then, TAKE ALL THE PINS!

I CAN POLITICS, I SWEAR'

 

I CAN NYAN TOO, but rainbows don't come out of my arse... Only poo does. Close enough!

 

AWWWWW YEAH, POOLITICS!

 

SEE, DEVIANTS IS TOTES ON BOARD.

 

Thanks, bro! I knew I could count on you!

 

Please thank your parents for me.

 

IM SORRY IF MY CONSTANT YELLING WAS TOO CHARISMATIC FOR YOU TO HANDLE!