Kingdom story thingy pt 2

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheSagittarian, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. I like dat title. Dat's a nice title. Anyways, due to many of you demanding me to make another. So I will.

    The End.
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    Just watching FPS_Ireland wander around aimlessly was funny the first few days was pretty funny. But now it's just annoying. 

    Me: Ireland! Do you even know where we are? 
    Ireland: Of course I do! I just.. I just.. Uhh..
    Me: We're lost, aren't we? 
    Ireland: Yes. 
    Me: Look! There's somebody out there!

    Ireland looks to where I'm pointing and sure enough, there were people. Lots of people.

    We approached them and greeted them.

    Ireland: Hello.  We're lost, can you help us?
    Itsqueeny: Sure. You're only half an hour away from Mackleford. Just keep heading in that direction.

    We look as she points west.

    Ireland: Thank you so much! 
    Queeny: it's no problem. Feels good to help out a couple saps like yourself. Now, can you direct us to the Kingdom of Niche? We have some important business to take care of there.
    Me: We were just lost. We don't even know where we are.  How can we direct anywhere?
    Queeny: Whatever.  C'mon men and women, lets keep going!

    As we all departed our own ways, I suddenly got a bad feeling about this. But I shrugged it off and followed Ireland to Mackleford.

    Well under way, it seemed that Ireland's horse started to go limp.

    Ireland: Damn it!  What kind of kingdom provides a horse like this?!
    Me: Out kingdom does. ?
    Ireland: Shut it! Or else you'll crawling the rest of the way! 
    Me: Yes sir! 

    As soon as we got to Mackleford, we realized that we were hungry and immediately looked for a place to eat.

    Me: Hey look! They have a McDonald's here! Lets go eat there!
    Ireland: Sure why not? I'm starving!

    We had out meals and we finished it all and walked out.

    Ireland: I'm so tired now. 
    Me: There's an inn that I can see that's just over there. Why not sleep there?

    So we went to the inn and slept.

    But meanwhile, Queeny and her army finally arrived at Niche.

    Queeny: Alright everyone. Lets get this over with. We're going to take out the king and takeover Niche. This kingdom is ours! 

    Her army let out a loud cheer and soon they all started charging.

    The old wizard, Jopo-TheSuperMegaMightyWarNoob went to the king, -Immortals-JustinpickedTrissy-, to tell him the news.

    Jopo: My king, we are under attack! 
    Justin: What?  Why? Prepare for war! 
    Jopo: I'm not the general, sire.  I'm just an old wizard.  I'm getting out of here! 

    So Jopo starts fleeing and runs out of the kingdom to safety.

    Justin: Some help he is.  Guards! Prepare for battle! 

    With every man available, a large army assembles on the castle walls and before the castle gates awaiting Queeny's army.

    And soon enough, Queeny's army breaks through and a vicious battle breaks out.

    About an hour later, Jopo returns. But he isn't alone. He enters the war in the kingdom with a tank.

    Jopo: That's right bitches, I got a tank! >:D

    So Jopo then starts firing in every direction, eliminating people from both sides of the war.

    In the distance, you see Queeny and Justin fighting each other. Both are using all their might and strength to take out the other but they seem evenly matched.

    Justin: You'll never win! 
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    Hope you enjoyed this one. 
     
  2. The Jopo part 
     
  3. Lol I love it all!!!
     
  4. Omg jopo with a tank. More more more
     
  5. More!
     
  6. Jopo with a tank. Lol Who woulda thunk it?
     
  7. Where am I! 
     
  8.  I'll be waiting for the next chapter.
     
  9. 
     
  10. But Ofcource as always Sebs gonna win the battle
     
  11. More morejopo with a tank
     
  12. Freaking Jopo with a tank 
     
  13. Jopo has to see this! >:0
     
  14. Queeny, read this thread. 
     
  15. i love this.. I sounded like lara croft.

    JUSTIN I'LL GET YOU DOWN! 

    Well done, Jester.. Make sure i win in the next chapter 

    What a man fighting with a pretty lady like me? 

    Meanwhile..
    Jopo has no clue why he kills everybody 
    Nice tank brah!
     
  16. Crown doesnt suits u.
     
  17. Im gonna win Lid. 
     
  18. This is damn awesome 














    Moar! >:0 make them super long!