Subjects, Felons and Reprobates. I, King Wayne, have returned to rule the kingdom. I left in my absence a team of caretakers, and it is clear to me the task was too much for them to handle. Following my week long investigation, I have established the following root causes on why my kingdom of PIMD lies in ruins. - Lack of control over the developers. - Making Ronny43 a moderator - Poor Pervert Performance Management - Absence of agricultural innovation Lack of control over the developers. Who in the name of Brad the almighty has entrusted the developers with any decision making power? I return to a community trying to get tattoos and forge art. A community that was once a war mongering people, who now complain when their products are purchased and are challenged to arm wrestles in the local tavern. The community has gone weak. It's time to raise your pitch forks, dig out your best "tarring and feathering" shoes and go wild for the night - stop being polite. Making Ronny43 a moderator. Minions - lets be honest - how are you supposed to troll a mod who doesn't really speak? Cookie0024 was much better - he was a jumped up young upstart who thought far to highly of himself, and needed a cushion to hide his excitement when he received a postcard from ATA. Can you really see Ronny telling stories about the great work he does answering phones in his Saturday afternoon job after college? Exactly. Poor Pervert Performance Management Again the devs will not be silencing people for cruising for sex in the chat room provided they are of legal age / don't state their age / loosely disguise their intentions / don't find clever ways to bypass the filter with profanity. Back in the day Brad would have sent them to see _warrior to have their orifices cleaned with bleach and a barbed wire chastity belt installed, before _Warrior and Isaac treated them to an R rated donkey show that would make Freddy Mercury blush. - Absence of agricultural innovation It appears that the royal farmlands have been overworked and not replenished. By my calculations over 700 trillion of GDP has been taken, and no investment returned. A number of culprits have come forward, as such I will be holding an amnesty for reparations. Anyone coming forward in the next 5 days will be spared the royal sword and will have minimal tax burden imposed. Anyone failing to come forward within the allotted time will fall outside the amnesty agreement and subject to further action. IDST. Much love Your King Wayne
Kelon the Melon, I see from your stats that you are a no mark. Warrior will make you a "love porridge" sammich in stall three. You've seen 2girls 1cup I assume?