renamed7873
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Ok, I decided to not post this in fan fict
*all of the guests enter into a large living room*
Bella Morir : Who are you people, and what are you doing in my house?!?
Lady Duncan : We all got on invitation to come here you old bat.
Stacy Wilson : *whispers to Marty* I heard the old bat's husband's cheating on her
Marty Garcia *whispers back* I've seen many strange women in this house
Officer Blart : I think my wife is one of them...
: Hey blondie, how did you get invited here? You look like you're 12
Owen Marconi : I'm in your english class, the class you never show up to.
Who needs english anyways?
Believe me, I've heard your music... You could use some grammar hel
I'm perfect the way I is... I mean I am
Mr.Morir : Welcome to my mansion, I see you've met my wife, Bella
Lucky us
: Anyways, I've invited you all here, so we can play a game. A game called... Who did it
*lights suddenly shut off, and a loud thud is heard, then lights turn back on*
Holy ****, he's dead!
My husband! Nooo!
Let's be real here, he was gonna die sooner or later
Wait, there's a note *picks it up* It says
I may be dead on the floor,
But there's more in store.
One of you 6 lives to kill,
Who is it? What a thrill.
Each night, one by one,
You'll be dead, how fun!
If you survive with full health,
You will recieve all the wealth.
Who did it, Who did it? Is my game,
Beware, one of you is quite...insane
: Worst song ever!
Do you not understand? We are all going to die!
All but one of us, unless we find out who the killer is...
It isn't me! Why would I kill my boss, I have to make a living
It isn't me! I'm a pacifist, I wouldn't hurt a fly!
It isn't me! I need a clean police record to remain famous!
It isn't me! The old man use to smile at me when I walked past his house after practice...
Everyone :
It wasn't me! I'm a cop, killing old men is NOT what I do
And it wasn't me! Why would I kill my true love?
Well one of us will be dead tonight!
: Thanks for bringing that up negative nancy
: His name isn't Nancy you idiot!
*facepalm*
Ghost of Mr.Morir So audience, who do you want to be killed next? Leave a conment below
KingCal
*all of the guests enter into a large living room*
Bella Morir : Who are you people, and what are you doing in my house?!?
Lady Duncan : We all got on invitation to come here you old bat.
Stacy Wilson : *whispers to Marty* I heard the old bat's husband's cheating on her
Marty Garcia *whispers back* I've seen many strange women in this house
Officer Blart : I think my wife is one of them...
: Hey blondie, how did you get invited here? You look like you're 12
Owen Marconi : I'm in your english class, the class you never show up to.
Who needs english anyways?
Believe me, I've heard your music... You could use some grammar hel
I'm perfect the way I is... I mean I am
Mr.Morir : Welcome to my mansion, I see you've met my wife, Bella
Lucky us
: Anyways, I've invited you all here, so we can play a game. A game called... Who did it
*lights suddenly shut off, and a loud thud is heard, then lights turn back on*
Holy ****, he's dead!
My husband! Nooo!
Let's be real here, he was gonna die sooner or later
Wait, there's a note *picks it up* It says
I may be dead on the floor,
But there's more in store.
One of you 6 lives to kill,
Who is it? What a thrill.
Each night, one by one,
You'll be dead, how fun!
If you survive with full health,
You will recieve all the wealth.
Who did it, Who did it? Is my game,
Beware, one of you is quite...insane
: Worst song ever!
Do you not understand? We are all going to die!
All but one of us, unless we find out who the killer is...
It isn't me! Why would I kill my boss, I have to make a living
It isn't me! I'm a pacifist, I wouldn't hurt a fly!
It isn't me! I need a clean police record to remain famous!
It isn't me! The old man use to smile at me when I walked past his house after practice...
Everyone :
It wasn't me! I'm a cop, killing old men is NOT what I do
And it wasn't me! Why would I kill my true love?
Well one of us will be dead tonight!
: Thanks for bringing that up negative nancy
: His name isn't Nancy you idiot!
*facepalm*
Ghost of Mr.Morir So audience, who do you want to be killed next? Leave a conment below
KingCal
