Just For Laughs

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MzLegz, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. Post the funniest or ballsiest pickup lines you've heard, used or seen.
     
    #1 MzLegz, Jul 30, 2013
  2. If I told you that you had a hot body, would you hold it against me....smh
     
    #2 MzLegz, Jul 30, 2013
  3. "You know there are 7 planets in the solar system? Well there is about to be 6 after I destroy Uranus." 
     
    #3 PE-TERROR-fyingTurtle, Jul 30, 2013
  4. Can I fuck? No well ill just take your number
     
    #4 -Porkchop-, Jul 30, 2013
  5. ^How rape happens
     
    #5 KG_BAM, Jul 30, 2013
  6. That was an r word for forced entry if you catch my drift
     
    #6 KG_BAM, Jul 30, 2013
  7. Do me in the shower
     
    #7 MrGoon, Jul 30, 2013
  8. "You're ugly and yet you intrigue me."
     
    #8 MzLegz, Jul 30, 2013
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