Halloween this year, I dressed as Rosie the riveter. We had friends over the night before Halloween, for an adult party, meaning drinking and no children. Everyone dressed up and my one friend came as Kim Kardashian. Now, Kim is known for her large butt. My friend had a huge fake plastic butt to compensate for her lack of said asset. I said,"oh my gawd I need to try that on", and so I did. Now, remember, I was at least a six pack in at this point. I played around showing my butt off, and fell down pretending to be a sort of sexy ballerina. And I broke the butt. I literally put a crack in that ass.