Its a story of wife and husband!... Husband: hey hun!...i m going for an office tour!...we be back day after tomorrow...love you Wife: aww ok babie!...i love you too... Husband: so its time i m going.... 1 day over!...its second day...wife waiting for husband...he didn't came...shes still waiting. Its 2 days more...no phone call...not picking up phone...after that she called police...when police was home.....his husband just entered...she was *where were u?...* Husband: nothing dear just my car got 5 gears to go forward but only 1 gear to move backwardso it took abit time to get back
So.... The point of this joke is his car go fast as hell when moving forward... But its slower than a turtle going backwards.... Ok then.
There's like a thousand typos, obviously OP isn't English, but he made an effort. Calm your butt cheeks please.