Just a joke :)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nemo, Mar 1, 2015.

  1. Enjoy doe


    A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, “Where did you get that car???!!!”
    He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

    “With what money?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”

    “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”

    So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” they said.

    “It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “I don’t know her name–they just moved in.
    She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

    “Oh No,” moaned the mother, “She must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next?
    John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”

    So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!
    He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

    “Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
    I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.
    He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”
     
  2. Where's the joke?
     
  3. K dot negus
     
  4. Meaning of a joke- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline
    Ty for your time
     
  5. Haha
     
  6. Where's that lady I wanna know if she's selling other stuff as well
     
  7. How n the world did i get this up here?!?!
     
  8. Who laughs at this has a questionable sense of humour :| no offence
     
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  10. Offense* and its quite funny because it's a smooth punch line
     
  11. FUNNY follow me for jokes
     
  12. Lol, I get it! Smart woman
     
  13. Ohh excuse me for mistake since English isn't my first language
     
  14.  I get it