Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Zharbs_, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. Im bored so heres some random shenanigans...who was the greatest "lady of the night"? ms. Pacman. For 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.

    What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? virgin mobile

    Miley cyrus is coming out with a new fragrance called "twerk". Its just billy rays tears in a bottle.

    I almost forgot rihannas ex bf name but then it hit me.

    I ran my cat over with my lawnmower. I guess you can say i tore that pussy up.
     
  2. PACMAN  HAHAHAHA
     
  3. Im great in bed i can sleep for hours 

    My bank account is a countdown till my homelessness