JOKES TIME!!!! :P

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by loveualways, Oct 25, 2013.

  1. "May 3 Bampira sa bar "
    RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

    ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

    POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

    WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

    POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!
     
  2. Wrong language, English only  Not even meant to be in fan fiction.
     
  3. uhmmm sorry i forgot :O
     
  4. cardiologist died and was put in a heart shaped coffin. Another doctor laughed when he saw it, he was asked why and he said ,

    "I'm just thinking about me, I'm a gynecologist."
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  5. Hahahahahah hi love.... hihi
     
  6. THIS DOESN'T BELONG IN FAN FICTION. Put it in Off Topic.
     
  7. pos tnx :-*
     
  8. Haha LOVE U :-*