"May 3 Bampira sa bar " RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood. ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan. POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin. WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.? POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!
cardiologist died and was put in a heart shaped coffin. Another doctor laughed when he saw it, he was asked why and he said , "I'm just thinking about me, I'm a gynecologist."