jokes that make u pee ur pants off

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…in my pants

 

How... do you pee your pants OFF?

 

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Squrtle! Use hydro pee on your pants!

 

lmao Neon!

 

But the opponent uses protect(ion during intercourse)

 

Neon, the OP uses super piss. D:

It's super effective. 8(

 

Ok here's a joke.

So 3 guys walk into a forest and a cannibal jumps out and stops them. The cannibal says "All three of u need to bring me 10 of your favorite fruits and bring them to me."
So the guys walk away. The first guy comes back to the cannibal and has 10 apples. The cannibal says, "I'm going to shove these apples up your butt and if you cry or laugh I will eat you."
So the first guy gets to 4 apples and cries. the second guy comes back with ten grapes and gets to the 9th and laughs. The first guy says, "Why did you laugh??"
And the 2nd guy replies, "I saw the 3rd guy coming back with 10 pineapples."


Lol 

 

Ouch...

 

I dudn't get it.

 

Haha well whatever it made me laugh, my friend told me that joke

 

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>.< I ainteth no noob. I just didn't get it the first time.
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Is mad at me

 

She isn't mad. Only at herself for being a stupid idiot anyways.

 

SirJoe legacy's her.

 

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