jokes, pick up lines, comebacks, etc.

...you're dern tootin.

 

Yup

 

Yes..

Oh sorry It didn't seem that I had any

 

Hey babe! How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

****Warning age rating -- Adult Mature*****
I would give you a comeback but I'd have to wipe it your mums face first!
I wish you were my bedroom door so I could slam you all day
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*bows*

 

Simply fox that's funny  lol

 

Tell your pants it's impolite to point 

 

I would but nothing in there points

 

Comeback

U were born on the M42 cause that is where accidents happen

Anon

 

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a sexaholic."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

 

Ma'am, would you kinda tell your BOOBS to stop staring at my Eyes?

 

Violets are Blue
Roses are Red
You are hot
I want you in bed


 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't do poems
Pantaloons

 

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Yo' momma's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

 

Ha ha ha

 

YO Mama is soo fat when she stepped on a sake it said "90210"

 

1. your moms is so fat she dont need internet she is already worldwide
2. Your mom is like a brick, she gets layed by mexicans all day






(dont silence me)