The moderators live all together in a kingdom atop a giant mountain. To climb that mountain is impossible and if you succeed you must battle the mod dragon known only as "mod dragon" only then are you worthy to speak upon the the faces of the mystical beings called moderators.
Do they have faces? Has anyone sighted them in their natural habitat? Why am I asking so many questions? What was the first question ever asked? Where did the word question come from? Why am I posting this? What purpose does my life serve? Why are you not answering me? Do you hate me? Are you shy? What was the first emotion ever felt? What colour is a mirror?