Husband reached late ot home after a tiring day, he was drunk too...to avoid wife's useless toks he start acting to type on laptop...wife comes and say..."today wud be a really busy day ,no?...arr u drunk?..." He says "no no, i dont drink" thn she says "thn why the heck u typing in a briefcase drunken ass...
Lol actually u guys right....coz these jokes are my languageand in my language they really make gr8 laughter...and its abit tough to translate ad keep the humour up!...
like can I hit you with a "ENGLISH" dictionary? I honestly dislike some people who can't talk right.